zhaba

Heeey, I have neglected my blog for quite a few days and I am deeply ashamed because its not like I had nothing to blog about - I did have ALOT to blog about, more than usual but I just couldnt be arsed to blog which is probably because I was doing so much..or Im just incredibly lazy...
So you're probably wondering why my blog is called zhaba yeah? well, my mums parents, my grandparents were Ukrainian, and I was infact born a frog, impossible you say, well when I was born my legs were up against my chest in a kinda frog like position and if you tried to straighten them out (which my mother tried constantly) you would epically fail (which my mother again did) because they would just spring back up into the froggy position... anywho this is the reason for my unusual blog name, zhaba means frog and I thought it would be a cool name for a blog all about my life, I have done a blog about 'Planet Elf' and another one about, well you'll just have to read it wont you?! neither of these blogs are really just about me, well this one will be, I am going to write a kind of diary about my lame life but I will cut out the really boring crap and just write the incredibly embarrassing stuff for all you people to read (does anyone even read my blogs??!!!).

So On With The Blogging Oui??

Right well, lets start from the start yeah? that would probably be a good place to start...well I could start from monday I suppose?? right so if you wanna know actual information about me then read my profile and maybe my blog 'Planet Elf' cos it kinda says stuff about me I suppose... right so lets start..

Swansea Monday 15th February

So, Today me and Keren went to Swansea to do abit of shopping, Firstly we went to BlueBanana because well I do just adore that shop and its next door to Claires, another shop I love. Went in spotted a yellow vest top which said 'Spooning leads to Forking' and I well fell in love with it there and then to be perfectly honest, bought that which cost me £25.00 (well worth it!) and then spotted an amazing hoodie which said 'Take a chill pill' thought it was fabby and went to try it on, BUT when I put is on it felt waaaay to high on me and felt like it was strangling me even though it was loose everywhere else grrr I have pratically no neck I think... So I put that down and went back to look at other stuff, Keren bought a lush belt and then we went into claires...
Later we went back into Bluebanana and had another look at the clothes, and what do I see, another hoodie but this one said 'Come to the darkness, We have Cookies' I was sooo impressed and tried it on, and woopdeedoo it fitted perfectly, so bought that which cost £45.00 (again well worth it) and Keren tried the 'take a chill pill' hoodie on and it looked fabby on her so she bought it and then we went into Jane Nor, Which to be honest I am not a fan of...but there was an amazing top there and I just HAD to buy it!! Don't have ANYTHING that will go with it though... ahhh well that means MORE shopping then...
We went into TopShop next, and bought undewear (yees, underwear,well thats a normal thing to buy with a friend isnt it?...no? Well shoot me! haha. I bought elmo and padington bear panties(oh yes they are amazing!!) and a matching set of 'WONDER WOMAN' underwear, oh they are just fab! Then I needed the loo though so we went into M&S woopee (thats sarcasm btw) and from being a small child I have been afraid? no terrified of escalators, yeah embarrassing I know. And what does M&S have? yes thats right ESCALATORS the most EVIL things in the WORLD! well anywho like I was saying, so I managed to get up the first one and go to the loo but when it came to the one GOING DOWN (I mean what evil person does that? a moving stare case going DOWN!!??) well I practically wet myself, haha no that would have been less embarrassing, instead I went to go on then kinda stood at the top, stopping an old lady from going to pay for her weekly shop.. and did not move for a good 60 seconds then I tried again to get on, but failed and stood back at the top, blocking the poor old lady from moving, feeling guilty for holding her up and probably making her late for a denture re-fit or summin, I moved away from the 'Evil moving staircase thing' and let the Old Lady pass, feeling a sudden rush of bravery and maybe a little bit of Bravado because if an old lady WITH A WALKING STICK could do it so could I, even though I was born A FROG. So I stepped on the evil thing and with a rush of pride went down the evil staircase, Keren meanwhile looked abit shocked at my somewhat dramatic reaction to an escalator...
So, that was an eventfull day and I think I came a little bit closer to concurring (not sure thats the right word but ya know what I mean ineeeh?) my fear of the deadly Escalators!!xx